Dear Fans ~
An email I received at Vamchoir [at] yahoo (dot) com begged the question: "Is there something people can do to impress vampires?"
My reply: Yes. Vampires in my lair get a kick out of watching the up-and-coming YouTube sensation Onision (Onision.com) for instance. We love unbridled creativity such as his.
In response to all the laughter I've had from watching Onision's videos, I created this lovely cartoon, below. (I still cannot believe the Cullen family thinks it's more respectable to consume blood from poodles than from humans and call themselves "vegetarians"; but whatever.)
(aka Ravena Doomlah)