I just learned, from my connections to a lair in Russia, that the undead are facing challenges much worse than math problems on college entrance exams. It seems that human bodies are now being exhumed from their graves and the mummies are having to defend themselves against more than just our typical cemetery robbers.
Yogi Bear (by Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, Inc) |
The newest culprit? Living, breathing, BEARS!
It seems Yogi and sidekick Boo Boo have NOT been successful at stealing picnic baskets this year. The unusually hot summer that Russia endured means that frogs and berries have not supplied bears with their usual summertime fare either; and the bears are now desperately hungry.
SOURCE: guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/26/russia-bears-eat-corpses-graveyards
Later
~ Vamchoir
(aka Ravena Doomlah)
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