Ravena & The Resurrected by Tami Jackson (book 1 in The Resurrected Series)
"File these," said Dizdah, a coworker who just plopped a large pile of forms, regarding the library intranet, on my desk.
"You file them." I snorted in reply. "After all, you are the filing clerk, Dizdah. Filing is what the King County Library System hired you to do!"
"But I don't want to file them! You do it."
"Look, Dizdah," I said as I began scratching my forearm like a dog biting fleas.
"I'm only doing two jobs today: computer repair and spreading (imaginary) skin rashes. I'm all finished with computer repair. Do you really want an itchy rash?"
With that, Dizdah collected her papers and shoved her nose in the air.
(aka: Ravena Doomlah, of Ravena & The Resurrected)