Dear Fans ~
Books inspire movies that put vampires in public theaters. Later, when you buy the dvd -- you bring vampires back home with you. Your home is exactly where vampires want to be . . . away from public scrutiny.
That's why, any time one of us vampires pass a home where a delicious morsel of human flesh lives, we exclaim: "Wanna stop in for a bite at Vampire Mart?"
Sadly (or not) once your bitten, no amount of washing, applying rubbing alcohol, or scotch tape to the wound will take away the incredible itch you suffer until our blessed return.