Sing Vampire Praises? Join VAMCHOIR!: Rumors For Consumers

Monday, July 5, 2010

Rumors For Consumers

Dear Fans ~

My great-grandma always told me never to repeat anything. So you need to listen to what I'm about to admit very closely. (I'm only gonna say this ONCE!)

Some of the older vampires have confirmed the Cullen family is alive and well and still living over in Forks. They weren't just fictional characters as I previously believed. (That's good news, in my opinion, because Carlisle Cullen, the doctor, is really a hotty! I'd also like to believe there are many more smart and intelligent vampires running around Washington state beyond those I've met so far here in Seattle.

On an entirely different topic, there's been quite a bit of tragedy happening on this side of Elliot Bay. Seems many dogs and cats have suddenly disappeared from fully-fenced back yards ... and when their carcasses are found, they're completely drained of blood.

That means there are terrible rumors going around. I'm not saying the rumors are true and I'm not saying they're NOT. I'm just saying . . . there have been no Chupacabra sightings this far north of the Mexican border! Point of me even mentioning this: The Cullens are being blamed! (You know: being vampire-vegetarians who only drink animal blood; as they do).

While humans who do not believe in vampires now suppose a surge in local coyote populations are responsible for killing their pets, other's (albeit cantankerous and not always trustworthy sorts) insist it's definitely the Cullens!

Whether that family is guilty or not is no concern of mine. I just never understood the whole "vegetarian vampire" thing. I mean, I'd rather rip out the throat of a serial killer, a heinous war criminal (like Hitler) or a child rapist than feast off pour little innocent Fluffy or Spot. (I don't see the point in killing a human's pet/familiar; especially not since furry beings never did any harm to vampires). NOTE: Even a black bear or white tailed deer can be a pet to someone!

What's more, most vampires I know think those who consume animal blood soil the bloodlines. Our Elders insist animal blood makes us become geneticaly defective (getting lumpy ears and deformed fingers and toes).

Since I'm too new as a vampire to validate the truthfulness in such claims -- I'm just sharing what's being said around vampire circles.

Later,

~ Vamchoir
(Ravena Doomlah)

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***** 5 star review of Ravena & The Resurrected

What "Ravena & The Resurrected" presents is a variety of completely new adventures that don't just take the main character into Seattle's historic underground, where she hopes to escape her highly motivated enemy, but Ravena also dives deep into the cold waters of Puget Sound. Later, the new lair she joins must enter into the woods, on Mercer Island. That's where the clan of vampires and companion werewolves interact with the local wildlife.

WORDS OF CAUTION: Because this is a vampire and werewolf book, there are some very dark elements. There is also one brief sex scene, coupled with a smattering of romantic yearnings. That means "R&R" is highly inappropriate for children. If you buy this book, I hope you laugh out loud through all the humorous places and really feel like you've escaped into all the creative paranormal aspects presented here.

TOP 5 REASONS WHY R&R IS BEST VAMPIRE NOVEL

* There's a LOT of Seattle in this book (historic & modern)

* Part of Ravena Doomlah's vampire experience is spent in the city's historic ruins, underground.

* Fresh view on what it's like to suddenly become vampire.

* Experience the raw forces of wild vampire nature safely, by living vicariously through the main character.

* Beautifully written, well-researched and imaginative. (Even hilarious in some places.)

* Encourages obsession with vampires! (Guilty pleasures realized.)

* There's a very good reason why vampires of old pursued only one true love - learn why!

OKAY! So That's MORE than five reasons! (This book really goes above and beyond to deliver!)

Text On Back Of R&R (Ravena & The Resurrected)

Unbelieving coworkers are left behind when unlikely heroin (pudgy techno nerd) Ravena Doomlah is bitten by a mysterious pearly-haired vampire. Ravena always KNEW the resurrected existed but wished her maker would have been much more handsome (not nearly as hideous-looking) and she desperately would have preferred he would not have abandoned her, as he did.

Ravena soon learns it's difficult to wake up with fangs only to be very alone. Soon she meets human Assassins, who have been undergoing surgery to more effectively torment, enslave and/or completely destroy her kind. Wondering how she will ever make a living while fleeing her enemies, Ravena learns powerful lessons in self reliance. When she decides to join a lair for protection, she learns how little she has in common with ancient resurrected beings who talk reletnlessly about historic events.

Amazingly creative and placed in a modern setting with accurate geographical details, this book is full of action and includes a smattering of fantastical elements that will stretch every reader's imagination. Fresh and new, this novel is well researched and written to please. With bits of humor splattered throughout, reviewers report it's a "Best Read.'