Dear Fans ~
People tend to overpopulate like rabbits. SO THANK A VAMPIRE (who helps keep population growth in check):
WHEN TO THANK A VAMPIRE
* Anytime you find a great parking spot
* Anytime your community grows enough food to feed all its citizens
* Anytime you show up to a party and you're the only one wearing that outfit
* Anytime you have NOT died a slow and painful death
Unlike cancer, AIDS and other people-predators, vampires tend to be merciful with their killing. There are very few exceptions to the idea that vampires do NOT play with their food like a cat torments a mouse. I do know one vampire, Eva, who came to live with me for a time who mutilated her victims and killed them slowly, but she was the huge exception.
Even then, all survivors of her victims bragged about how their loved one died; which made the deceased suddenly popular. All I'm saying is, if you happen to "go" by the fangs of a vampire, you should feel very grateful because there's no better, more prestigious, exotic, or heroic way to kick the bucket.
Later
~ Vamchoir
(aka: Ravena Doomlah, main character in Ravena & The Resurrected)
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