Sing Vampire Praises? Join VAMCHOIR!: A Vampire's Most Embarrassing Moment!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

A Vampire's Most Embarrassing Moment!

Maybe the title of this post should have been labeled: "NEW BEGINNINGS (Unlike Werewolves? They can really SUCK!)"

Wouldn't it be super great if every life change or new "stage" of existence came with an exhaustive "owner's manual." If it did, then you and I could simply READ to avoid life's most embarrassing pitfalls. Then when we stumbled, we'd be tripping on purpose and would be prepared to make a joke about it.

Instead, I'm walking in circles trying to figure out how to regain my composure. Admittedly, I'm the newest vampire amidst moth ball smelling ancient beings and trust me when I say this is no game of musical chairs! Mingling with such skillful predators feels terribly threatening, dangerous and overwhelming at times. Right now, however, I feel like I'm the laughingstock of this place; which I've named "Camp Resurrected" in my mind.

So here's my selfless sharing of why I feel so utterly discombobulated: (Be sure to laugh WITH me and not AT me. Okay?)

For a computer geek who loves to read and used to work at the library ... you'd think I'd have researched the meaning of "manpire" long before now. Fortunately, being a prima donna I am rather resourceful (at least I hope to be called "diva" once I can finally stop making a habitual fool of myself).

So here's your link; in case you (like me) didn't know what the term "manpire" really means.

Later ~
Vamchoir
(aka "Ravena Doomlah")

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***** 5 star review of Ravena & The Resurrected

What "Ravena & The Resurrected" presents is a variety of completely new adventures that don't just take the main character into Seattle's historic underground, where she hopes to escape her highly motivated enemy, but Ravena also dives deep into the cold waters of Puget Sound. Later, the new lair she joins must enter into the woods, on Mercer Island. That's where the clan of vampires and companion werewolves interact with the local wildlife.

WORDS OF CAUTION: Because this is a vampire and werewolf book, there are some very dark elements. There is also one brief sex scene, coupled with a smattering of romantic yearnings. That means "R&R" is highly inappropriate for children. If you buy this book, I hope you laugh out loud through all the humorous places and really feel like you've escaped into all the creative paranormal aspects presented here.

TOP 5 REASONS WHY R&R IS BEST VAMPIRE NOVEL

* There's a LOT of Seattle in this book (historic & modern)

* Part of Ravena Doomlah's vampire experience is spent in the city's historic ruins, underground.

* Fresh view on what it's like to suddenly become vampire.

* Experience the raw forces of wild vampire nature safely, by living vicariously through the main character.

* Beautifully written, well-researched and imaginative. (Even hilarious in some places.)

* Encourages obsession with vampires! (Guilty pleasures realized.)

* There's a very good reason why vampires of old pursued only one true love - learn why!

OKAY! So That's MORE than five reasons! (This book really goes above and beyond to deliver!)

Text On Back Of R&R (Ravena & The Resurrected)

Unbelieving coworkers are left behind when unlikely heroin (pudgy techno nerd) Ravena Doomlah is bitten by a mysterious pearly-haired vampire. Ravena always KNEW the resurrected existed but wished her maker would have been much more handsome (not nearly as hideous-looking) and she desperately would have preferred he would not have abandoned her, as he did.

Ravena soon learns it's difficult to wake up with fangs only to be very alone. Soon she meets human Assassins, who have been undergoing surgery to more effectively torment, enslave and/or completely destroy her kind. Wondering how she will ever make a living while fleeing her enemies, Ravena learns powerful lessons in self reliance. When she decides to join a lair for protection, she learns how little she has in common with ancient resurrected beings who talk reletnlessly about historic events.

Amazingly creative and placed in a modern setting with accurate geographical details, this book is full of action and includes a smattering of fantastical elements that will stretch every reader's imagination. Fresh and new, this novel is well researched and written to please. With bits of humor splattered throughout, reviewers report it's a "Best Read.'