Here's a slogan idea for your bumpers and refrigerators. As I was observing the feasting behavior of all my other clanpires (vampire lair mates) it suddenly dawned upon me: scrawny-looking skinny people seldom get fed upon. This is why I can honestly say:
Fat permissive people: opium for vampires ~ Vamchoir
Oh. And here's another one!
I want you beneath me. (All vampires do.)~ Vamchoir