Why People Want To Be Killed By Vampire

Dear Fans ~
People tend to overpopulate like rabbits. SO THANK A VAMPIRE (who helps keep the human population growth in check):

WHEN TO THANK A VAMPIRE
* Anytime you find a great parking spot
* Anytime your community grows enough food to feed all its citizens
* Anytime you show up to a party and you're the only one wearing that outfit
* Anytime you have NOT died a slow and painful death

Unlike cancer, AIDS and other people-predators, vampires tend to be merciful with their killing. There are very few exceptions when a vampire does not first mesmerize his or her prey so the person typically dies painlessly with a sense of blessed euphoria. What's more, vampires tend NOT to play with their food like a cat torments a mouse.

I do know of one vampire, Eva, who came to live with me for a time and she mutilated her victims when she killed them slowly, but she was the huge exception; not the norm.


Even then, all of her victims' survivors have bragged about the way their loved one died. All I'm saying is, if you happen to "go" by the fangs of a vampire, you should feel very grateful. That's because humans all must die, eventually, and there's no better, more exotic, or heroic way to croak and leave your current body. Not only that, but your memory becomes surrounded by so much jealous gossip that your name is surrounded with sentiments of prestige.

Later
~ Vamchoir
(aka: Ravena Doomlah, main character in Ravena & The Resurrected)

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