Dear Fans ~
What is it with people who have a sexual fetish for vampires? If I had a dime for every Tom, Dick or hairy werewolf who came up asking me for a certain kind of unmentionable favor, well, let's just say I wouldn't need to be doing computer repair work for a living. I could just earn a paycheck the old fashioned steam-room way. (Bleh!)
Don't people know most vampires go for the "one love during a lifetime" sort of romance?
Don't get me wrong. Vampires love sex. They just don't wanna "do" it with just anybody with a pulse. There's too much at stake mating with just ANYone.
I'm definitely the "one and only" type (if you know what I mean.) When it comes to physical intimacy, people need to evolve already.
That's my take on it anyway. EVOLVE damn it! (And, no, Mr. UPS man, I don't want to see your most incredible package.)
Later (or maybe not, depending on what you're looking for),
(aka: Ravena Doomlah)