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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Vampires Hard As Taxes To Evade (But Creepier)

Dear Fans ~

Some of you will feel rather troubled after reading this admission that I'm about to share. Yet whether you are evading the IRS or vampires, the end result is pretty much the same. Either way, you end up going into hiding - that is, if you're going to successfully avoid a most terrible consequence and even then it's only true for escaping the IRS.

Unlike the United States government, a vampire can always find the one whose fled because we can imprint on those whom we seek to devour. Imprinting works something like a UPC barcode and makes you easier to track than a post office parcel. We vampires merely think of your face and you cannot help but respond to our call. "Come out, come out, you delicious morsel of edible flesh."

Don't believe me? Then read "Dracula," by Bram Stoker. 

~ Vamchoir
(aka Ravena Doomlah)


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